Presentations for officiers

Cpt William just replied BLM mail.
He wants a presentation on thursday starting at 1530 hrs.

BLM and TSM is going to have another session of long winded talks.
They hope it can end by 5pm by both of them knew it wont happen.

ok Liverpool is playing now

silly accident

BLM gotten himself into a silly accident.
He hurt his head and cut his hand at the same time yesterday.

I think he needs to be more careful

Getting a head start

This is one toy I wont buy for my kids...
Imagine playing toy that mirror the working life
eckkkkk



But this I dun mind. Looks like fun to have your kids build their own stuffs.

ibod

Playboy has released a little one-off collection of pictures designed for viewing on the iPod Photo called the 'iBod.' It's essentially a ZIP archive with 25 low-resolution pictures—something you could do with your own porn collection in an instant—but it's got the iPod and this fancy graphic here, so it's easy to trick gullible gadget writers into writing about it, without even knowing how silly they look as their typing the very words in front of them.

Men in tights

If there is one good reason why cyclist wears black tights
This might have been that reason

Dont diet, unless your life depends on it PART2

BLM woke up today after a 9 hours sleep but still feel tired.
He proceed to skip his breakfast this morning.
Which to me is a crazy move.

He then weight himself and found that his total weight drop by 2 Kg in total.
Not bad for 2 days without proper meals. Wait, what am I saying....
Bad BLM bad BLM.

Anyway he has been a walking zombie the whole day. Easily tired and has
red eyes as his friend pointed out. In fact he left early today and took a
long nap when he reached home.

All in all, skipping ones meal is a bad idea while dieting.
If you have to diet, please eat a little. Dun ever go without any food.

The experiment is over and BLM returns to feasting once more.

Dont diet, unless your life depends on it

Like the heading, please never never skip your meals or go on silly diets to lose weight!!!

Seeing the movie super size me, BLM took an opportunity to try skipping meals and see what would happen to him.

To start of, BLM is a big eater. He eats most things, except icky mushrooms.
He almost never skip meals cause of his childhood gastric problems.
He know better than that.

However seeing girls who always think that they are fat and never exercise,
he decided to try skipping meals and see what happen.

Day 1
1. curry puff for breakfast
2. fishball noodles for lunch
3. nothing for dinner

Day 2
1. 14 mins jog
2. 1 slice of cake
3. 20 jiazi
4. nothing for dinner

Just this 2 days, BLM lost 1 Kg, grow tired easily, became grouchy and lazy

Should Day 3 carry on?

The new ultimate in eyewear

Now this is for those who thinks that putting those icky contact lens into ones eyes is disgusting.

TSM found

hours after BLM reported that TSM went missing.
and email arrived with this short sentences.

"be back on friday. got sick after come back from genting :(.
i try my code at home. update u watever i can."

hooray

running and mia

BLM woke up super early today.
And decided that he should start training his stamina
He recently lost to a skinny girl and felt fat bad about it.

Anyway it was a great running experience for him.
He overtake almost everyone on the track today.
And he din stop till its the 7th round. (A small improvement)

Of course most ppl who is up at this hour are 4 times older than he is.

BTW if anyone seen TSM please let me know
He has been missing since monday and BLM is getting worried

diet

Its now past 9pm.
and BLM had not had anything to eat for dinner.

Since no one was free, BLM decided to skip it.
Perhaps use this chance to experience what does an "average" girl
feel while on a diet.

As of now he is yet to feel hunger but seem like he is getting tired fast.
Might have to scrap the 4km jog he was planning

Baby boy

BLM was excited today.
And its not just becos his parents are out of town.
But a really good friend of his gave birth to a healthy 3Kg boy.

BLM pop by after working the whole day on me.
He looked tired after the heavy drinking the night before....
But the tot of seeing this little child brightens him up.

The boy's mom looks wreck. She apparently went into labour early today,
but end up having a casserian to get this big boy out.
BLM only realise she was in pain when she attempt to contain her laughter
from his silly jokes.
(new born babies are always a little red)

When BLM was there, the little boy cant stop moving, kicking and punching into the air.
Makes you wonder how much torture he gave his mom back then....

Anyway, this beautiful mom and BLM goes way back.
To see her now all transform into a mother of 1 is a sweet surprise for him.
With christmas coming up, this is perhaps the best present for the happy couple.

Would like to wish them all the best!
Little Siao Bao, dun grow up too quick

Lego as logic gates

When you just thought that logic gates have to be constructed using pieces of silicon and lots of engineering.
This creative guy did all that with pieces of Lego blocks

pda must have

Apps you must have on your pda (palm os only) whenever you are bored

4 levels of drinking

In effect there is only 4 levels one can get while drinking (alcohol)

1. Buzz
Normally occurs after one just started drinking.
Does not feel much difference from the normal self
Reasoning still effective yet
there is this slight tendency to doubt oneself

2. Tipsy
Occus right after Buzz.
Drinker will start to talk loudly to his/her companion.
Logical part diminishing, emotional state comes in.
Tendency to whine about ones love life, sex life, feeling, etc
Conscious mind exist and is pretty much aware of wtf is going on.
Tired in the morning.

3. Drunk
The state where logical reasoning no longer exist.
Drinker will tend to talk alot to his/her companion.
But to the undrunk user, his words make no sense.
At times, the spoken language is only understood by someone who is also drunk.
Conscious mind still exist and would recall the events,
but the action and talk could no longer be control.
Mild headache in the morning.

4. Swashhhhs
Totally dead to the surrounding
Drinker has no idea how much they drunk, where are they, where they are going.
At times no idea who they are even. There is a strong tendency to fall asleep
if not puke uncontrollably.
Strong likely to wake up unaware what happen last night and how did time happen
to speed up and slow down. Serious headache, dehydration would occur.

Please try not to drink too much this festive season
hick hick

Big mouth

Remember when i said my makers wanted me to enter in the Tan KK award....
Well, captain william just called BLM.
And told him this

Firstly, he is checking with HQ level if we could enter in it.

Secondly, he has a change of new boss (new colonels and generals)
and they would like to see me next thursday.

YES ANOTHER PRESENTATION which my makers have to prepare
Big mouth indeed.

community project

BLM just finished his community project today.
He came back looking extremely tired and din have the strenght to work on me.
But he promised to do some work tomorrow.

On the other hand, TSM is MIA.





Now dun the girls look cute???

Dont drink and drive

I dont know how this happen
since the original source is in german/french/weird language
but I would like to know how it happen

Lovely place

as the darkness filled the sky
we left our worries behind
Into a this new place we found
where the quiet breeze makes the only sound
into the night sky the stars glitters
while city lights are hidden far away

the wind was gentle
the water was still
the smell of air was our only slight annoyance
no doubt it didnt affect the magical evening

the strawberries was cool
the wine remained warm
while the wind brings a prolong chill
our spirits were rather warmth

the end of the night draws near
time has slipped by once again
back to the path that led us here
back to home to rest our ears

Firefox

I would like to say, dump IE and get Firefox
Its worth it. I have been using it for months and never see a need to look back
It just wonderful