Anti-smoking poster

A Mr Brown moment

I read the article which Mr Brown wrote on Today. Immediately my dearest friend came to my mind.

Time for changes?

Futurama coming back

Good news everyone,

Futurama is coming back. We have been waiting for this for way too long.

Now Inky, can I get back my disk from you

I come with French Fries

Soon I will be leaving this office. Have to go home and pack up for my trip to France.

I will attempt to blog, but unlikely I could. In the event, you guys need me, you could call. BUT please REMEMBER its -6 hours difference. You could still email me :p

Oh and Shups, have fun with your girl gang with your BKK shopping spree.

PS. I thought of dumping my yesterday Tea into the sink, only to top it up with more hot water. Is this safe?

Jokes 1

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when on turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!".

His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep. It Works every time!!

Mariah Carrey too sexy for saudi

Evil church beliefs

I read this article and many others within as well. It quite sad to see how people twist the words of the bible to fit their own agenda. This is what happens when common sense and logic is removed with faith being left blinded.

I once had a friend. We had an arguement over this.

We aint talking no more.

In love with Aileen

It happened on impulse.

I was planning to wait.

But sometime Fate plays a weird game.

And what could have taken weeks, took only a day.

I know most of you guys would be worried.

But I assure you that I made a right choice.

When you meet Aileen, you will know that she is right for me.

Lever

Ever thought you need to balance your work and play?

BM loves Hard Gay too

I realised Blinkymummy is a Hard Gay fan as well. She even wanted to bring HG to Singapore. I thought the idea is brillant.

Could anyone help her get Sim Wong HOOOOOOO email?

Comic forever and ever

Comic forever

Sex robot

Ermm I cant describe this, so see it for yourself.

In the meantime, I have to find my jaw which fell off.

Birdie can sing

Ever heard of a Lyrebird before? I din until I heard of this.

I am impress that this bird can fake a car alarm, camera and also a chain saw.

salad dressing

Here is a unique way to enjoy eating your salad while applying the dressing.

The top layer holds the oil while the bottom flows the vinegar. Simply tilt it in the particular direction to allow for the liquid to flow out.

speakers time

I finally gotten this baby. Been eyeing them for a while.

top 10 strangest clock

the top 10 strangest clock around.

Jack the Cat

Jack, a 15-pound orange and white cat, keeps a close vigil on his property, often chasing small animals, but his owners and neighbors say his latest escapade was surprising.

"We used to joke, 'Jack's on duty,' never knowing he'd go after a bear," owner Donna Dickey told The Star-Ledger of Newark for Friday's editions.

Neighbor Suzanne Giovanetti first spotted Jack's accomplishment after her husband saw a bear climb a tree on the edge of their northern New Jersey property on Sunday. Giovanetti thought Jack was simply looking up at the bear, but soon realized the much larger animal was afraid of the hissing cat.

Read on

Color photo

just stare at the dot for 30 seconds.
Then, without moving your eyes, move the mouse over the image.
It will look like it's in color until you move your eyes.

I din believe this till I tried it

new friend

Well not quite new friend... I have known this babe for years now.

And she remains one of my favourite partner to ask out for an art movie.

Edwina girl, welcome to my club

New hakka

We are all used to the hakka sounding like so




Well apparently there is a new version

Junyao wedding

I just came back from probably the most wacky wedding I ever attended.
Before I started I would like to say, Junyao & Anna may you guys enjoy joy and bliss and in time bored for us all a cute little Junyao to hold and pamper.

As you probably guess I am a little drunk when typing all this... but let me go on

I have known JY since Sec school and when he asked me to be among his brothers I knew I could not reject that offer. Indeed now I looked back and pondered on what I have gotten myself into. Nevertheless its worth it.

The day started out fine. The weather was threatening to rain but kindness allows us to arrive at Anna's place before the actual downpour arrived. As we departed from our cars, JY gave each of us an Ang Pow proclaiming its ceremonial. I din tot much until O met the Bridemaids. They are perhaps the most cunning of the lot I ever met. JY immediately declared that we had been paid for this. Each of us thus "volunteer" ourselves to their tortures.

These include wasabi ang gu gua, salty orange juice, pushups and so on. I tot back and admited knowingly that Eejean's bridemaids (consisting of Ling, Shups, Weiling, Stephs) were the kindest souls we ever met. We should have appreciate their kindness then. Anyway, our trial lasted more than 45 mins. Each time we tot it the last, only for the girls to crush our hopes and raise the expectation.

I somehow admit that Annie and Cythia (ermm the nice girl who replace Cindy) were the nicer lot. They wont out for malic but just happened to be drag in for the fun of it. (waves)

I had tot the day was the horrible part until I arrive at the dinner. Indeed when you held a party with people in uniform, they aint safe. There were so many tables which we had to turn down during photo session and push them to the last of the list. We saw cup of wine mix with soy sause and chilli, Jugs of beer,wine and whiskey. Has his brothers, we helped him as much as we can. Tables which we knew the lot, we would attempt to down the poison on his behalf. In the end, each of us were not spare from the harsh alcoholic stuffs. I personally finished 2 mugs pf beers after several glasses of wine.

Hick.

Pepsi girl

I got this link from Edwina and boy was this funny.



PS. yo Edw, am I allow to link to you?

PSS. Thanks Edw

Director sponsoring liquor

I had admire several Film directors, of which the late Orson Welles is perhaps my favorite. His work on Citizen Kane is perhaps one of the best cult movies ever. But I suppose everyone would only remember him as the voice of Unicorn in Transformers the movie.

Well Orson Welles kinda did an ad for a Champagne which makes no sense to me. Akira Kurosawa along with Francis Ford Coppola combined for a Whiskey ad as well.

I only hope Wong Kar Wai wont end up like so

Cold and threadless

I was on mc for tuesday and this was after I spend the entire day out in the rain. Left for home then at 3pm and slept.

While at office today, I started a sneezing frenzy. I just cant stop.

My colleagues began to put bioharzard signs around me (you know who you are). My dustbin is definately a highly contaminated waste. And for a change, I even wore my company windbreaker.

I din intend to leave office early. Had a dinner date. But in the end I have to. I left at 4pm after cancelling on my friend.

Well at least I am glad to arrive home and receive my 3 new Threadless t-shirts.

I want my futurama back

Grumble grumble, I wish YL would return me back my Futurama this week

this is where Bender found religion


for startrek fans


Global warming

Birds aint just fish and worm eaters

When you saw the left side, you probably when awwww so cute

After that you remain speechless

Death forecast

I get to live till I am 81 years old.

How about you?

i want clock

Most chinese wont want to receive a clock, they believe its bad luck

Well I not superstitious

A cup of tea

Having been sick yesterday, I was surprised to come into office to see my mug filled with tea. I thought to myself what wonderful colleagues I must have. And probably will buy that particular person coffee later.

As I sat down clearing my email, I began to realise that I have emptied my cup since monday.

Silly me

we are sick

Let see now, I am sick, my colleague is also sick, fuzk (whom I met on sat), my nus project mate (whom I met last week) is also sick.

I swear it wasnt my fault.

Picture time 3

Mentos and Coke

Just what happen what you drop a tiny Mentos (yes the fresh maker) into a 2 litre bottle of coke?

Well the coke instantly will explode.

And this guys took 101 bottles of coke to create a musical fountain effect.

I wonder if I should try this with fisherman's friend.

X-men: I loving it

There are plenty of friends out there who din like this movie.

well I kinda enjoy it :p

Wish they included Gambit in the lineup

Date with Adeline?

I been hearing the class 95 blind date ad for the last few days now.

And I am having a debate with a couple of friends on what Adeline actually said.

What I heard was this

"I like man becos they are man. And they can be macho. And they can do things to woman that woman cant do themselves."

what some heard was this

"I like man becos they are man. And they can be macho. And they can do things for woman that woman cant do themselves."

what you think?

enough of meetings

I have clocked 40 hours of meeting over a period of 4 days.

Painfully taxing.

I think I should stay home by myself for the rest of the week.

Robot wars

I had so much fun watching a robotic version of the fight club that I have to share it here.

This is a regular event where robot fighter compete to be the ultimate fighter. Its wonderful just seeing them try to smash each other

The red robot is my fav

Left Behind

While watching an old episode of the simpsons. I laughed at a silly movie Homer saw called "Left Below". Its about people disappearing (cos they all went to heaven) while those who remains were sinner. I came to realise that the simpsons writer were making fun of a true movie.

Rayford Steele is an airline pilot whose relationship with his wife has gone sour; she responds by devoting more of her time and energy to the church, while he ponders having an affair with an attractive flight attendant, Hattie Durham. In the midst of a flight to London, a number of their passengers mysteriously disappear, and chaos takes hold as a number of vehicles on the ground and in the air are suddenly unmanned. Meanwhile, Buck Williams, a television journalist, is pondering the rash of sudden disappearances as he works on a report about Dr. Chaim Rosenzweig, an Israeli scientist who has devised a formula that would make any soil on earth easy to cultivate. However, Buck wonders if there's more to Rosenzweig than he first imagined when he discovers the doctor is in cahoots with two multi-millionaires who plan to broker the invention to promote their own agenda of international domination.

Opps I just learned its based on a real book too

PS. I think the Simpsons version is funnier