Just follow law

I point this to NDR. and She comment that Jake is a brave man

Simple game

i just started playing this game.

Quite addictive and sure to be a good game for the office worker

song in my head

For the past few weeks, there was this sound in my head. Ermm ok not that kind of sound that goes "murder inky" but close.

I have been trying to figure out the title for this song but all i can mumble is the chorus that goes "I love you" x3. So Inky wipe out his precious pda phone and show me how to google for it.

Impress. very impress

didgeridoo reduced snoring

Reuters, LONDON: Researchers have discovered that playing the didgeridoo (an ancient wind instrument of the Australian Aborigines) reduces snoring and daytime sleepiness for those with obstructive sleep apnea. The condition occurs when the airway is obstructed during sleep, and results in the sufferer gasping for breath, snoring loudly, snorting and constantly waking up. It carries an increased risk of stroke, heart attacks and high blood pressure. Swiss experts, after hearing anecdotal reports of how playing the didgeridoo reduced snoring, decided to study how it could....

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story from the tank 2

Having gotten 7 new prawns lately, I eagerly placed them in my tank. Its then I realised that they aint the same species as my resident prawn and kinda gave him a hard time.

2 days later, I found the empty shell of my resident prawn with him nowhere in sight. I guess my babies have once again cold murder him. I shed a tear for him and decided that I need to get bigger prawns from now on.

As for the remaining 7 prawns, I gave away 1 and as of today only 2 were seen around. Seem to me the rest got eaten once more. I swear I feed my fishie suffiently. But I got a good feeling they are bored enough to bite anyone who appears to be naked to them. *sob

story from the tank

I have so many fish stories... that i decided to share with you guys.

For a while now, I have notice that 1 out of 8 of my babies were slightly different. He is a whole lot slimmer and has more yellowish fins as compare to the rest. Its then I realise He is a He while the rest are ladies. You might be thinking what a lucky guy he is. But the truth is fish mate differently from humans.

Oh and he is such a terror. He marked out a space at the bottom of the tank as his own. Any of the ladies who came nearby would be immediately chase away. Very dominating. the rest of the girls would just crowd around the top corner of the tank to get my attention. I guess they are probably thinking, if I look hungry enough BLM would feed me.

BTW there is no moral to this story

Turducken

So what is a Turducken?



Well imagine a chicken stuff into a duck and then stuff into a turkey.

Feed 20-25 ppl easily

Not a dove commercial

Guess this meaning

Its quite simple really.

Give you a hint, the hen +t -n = the

Bizarro symbols

We have all seen our daily dose of Bizarro comic strip in our daily papers.

But have you ever realise that there are many symbols within each strips.

Well there are meaning to all of them

Merry Christmas

Have yourself a merry little christmas...

drawing superman

i wonder if my friend yan would like to try her hands on this

snails and the holiday spirit

Just to let you know, I was real busy in the morning. Finishing up 2 reports and making calls and such.

Then my boss left and all hell broke loose. We went to vivo for lunch. We din have a long lunch cos we wanted to spend the time shopping. And I got a new watch.

Anyway, after we came back 2 hrs later we were all lost with this lack of management. I spend the time catching snails and counted 14 little slimeballs in my cup.

Too bad I have to get out of office tomorrow.

Pic from my trip

After 3 trips to the same location.... I brought to you silly pic taken with aileen (my phone)


A trip to the beach on a sunday when the weather was sunny.
It was only sunny for 2 days out of the 15 days we were there.




We had to rent 2 cars for our trip this time. Yes one is a BMW and the other is an Audi. Ermm... we needed the space.




The is the hotel we been staying. Its only 2 stars but the guys who run it did an excellent job with their services and smiles. And its only run by 3 persons.




A typical French meal last 2.5 hours. We normally ordered an entree, main and dessert but the restaurant has a habit of inserting appetizer, fancy side dishes and delightful pastries. Oh and I was in a region famous for Duck. Not just the meat.




This is a view from my window. I stayed on the 2nd floor and cant see much further then the shop roof next to us. But hey, I thought its a nice pic still.



We did make a trip to Paris after the work was done. Having only hours of time on our side, we could only shop. and yes ladies, the bottom left pic is the giant LV store. 3 levels of LV stuffs.




On another rare day we had good sunlight, we managed to capture the sun setting.

Back from Paris

Psss... If you have not figure out yet, I have been back from Paris for 24 hrs now.

And yes I am quite Jetlag. Cant sleep a wink last night

Harry Potter ending

Ever wonder what the ending of Harry Potter might be?



Hope this is a good hint

I love Paris (Hilton)

Actually I meant the city and the hotel, but then again Paris Hilton is quite a looker.

Anyway, I would be in Paris over this weekend. If anyone happens to be around, let me know if you want to meet.

Oh and, I finally recover from my week long illness. I wasnt lying in bed much but was weak all over and unable to sleep well at night. I blame the weather at first but somehow today everything snap into place and I felt 100% once more. Its freezing cold at 3 deg and that din bother me much.

I hope to be back soon. Kinda miss my fishies and my friends. Yes I din forget about you guys.

strong winds.

while working last night, we encounter strong winds.

Much stronger than you normally expect.

The reading said it was blowing up to 50 kts.

"Cool" Indeed.

Now if only it would stop drizzling here.

Diary of a victim of bullying

Try not to laugh...

sniff

it sux to be sick in a cold country.

I want my teddy.

Mary poppins?

Are you a fan of Mary Poppins?



Did I change your mind yet?

Will be back soon

Ok I am off for a short working trip. Will try to be back for Christmas.

Do take care of my fishies and be nice while I am gone

As Douglas Adams would say, "So Long and Thanks for all the Fish".

David letterman show

I miss the Dave show. wonder if they would bring it back

Sexual consent

Ever wonder why you need lawyers?

Then and now

SCENARIO: JACK PULLS INTO SCHOOL PARKING LOT WITH RIFLE IN GUN RACK.
1963 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack’s rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

SCENARIO: JOHNNY AND MARK GET INTO A FIST FIGHT AFTER SCHOOL.
1963 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

SCENARIO: LITTLE JEFFREY WON’T BE STILL IN CLASS, DISRUPTS OTHER STUDENTS.
1963 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

SCENARIO: BILLY BREAKS A WINDOW IN HIS FATHER’S CAR AND HIS DAD GIVES HIM A WHIPPING.
1963 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006 - Billy’s Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy’s sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has affair with psychologist.

SCENARIO: MARK GETS A HEADACHE AND TAKES SOME HEADACHE MEDICINE TO SCHOOL.
1963 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

SCENARIO: JOHNNY TAKES APART LEFTOVER FIRECRACKERS FROM THE 4TH OF JULY, PUTS THEM IN A MODEL AIRPLANE PAINT BOTTLE, BLOWS UP A RED ANT BED.
1963 - Ants die.
2006 - ATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny’s Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

SCENARIO: JOHNNY FALLS WHILE RUNNING DURING RECESS AND SCRAPES HIS KNEE. HE IS FOUND CRYING BY HIS TEACHER, MARY, WHO HUGS JOHNNY TO COMFORT HIM.
1963 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison