Why guys dont notice girls makeup

Pretty much explains it

new tricks

ok upgraded to the new blogger.
now i wonder what else i can do

Decode this

ok i managed to solve 3 on my own. how about you

Click

Well actually its more fun to move the mouse

Monkey jokes

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a CAD monkey please."

The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000."

The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?" The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very fast, clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money."

The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout projects, mark-up drawings, write specifications, some even calculate. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's an Engineer."

Paris Je'Taime

Anyone wants to watch this?

Across the Universe

I caught this trailer, as I browse through. Sensing its good, I point it to Inky

Inky (or Eenki) told me that NDR teared when she said this trailer

Now I want to listen to Hey Jude

Interview of my hero

This makes him sound so human

lazy me

Years ago, I gotten real lazy to open all my angpows and bank in the money. Therefore I decided that maybe I should skip the whole banking process and just use the angpows money as spare cash, which I would open up from time to time.

Years pass and this suits me well since I would save a trip to the atm when I need a little spare cash to run around.

Well it all goes well until last year when I started work and received regularly income. (Yes, I was quite a poor student, if not for my airforce pay) I opened my drawer today to find last years angpows yet to be open. There are like 20 odd of them and I have yet to calculate the cash they have inside.

Its about time I start spending this cash.

IQ quiz

For those who would be at home this CNY. Here is an IQ quiz for your boredom.

The words are in some foreign language but just click on the start as its only a pattern recognition quiz.

I score 130. Wish you luck.

PS. my eyes hurt after that.

Campfire Memories

A long time ago,

Campfires are celebrated differently.

Well then again, every older generation would probably say that my generation is better than your generation. However, I am not here to dispute on whose campfire was better, which fire burn brighter and larger (definitely mine) or which had more songs and dances.

I am here to share my memories of my batch and the crazy skits we performed at each campfire we attended.

Our skits are always unique, not to mention thought of 5 mins before we are suppose to be on stage. (Now how many schools can come up with a skit in that short time?)

They are the funniest skits, you will ever come across. (But of course you have to understand our internal jokes)

They leave the audience dumbfounded. (Occasionally, no one would clap at the end of our act because we are that good)

Everyone remembers us for our skit (who can deny that)

Formula of Love

Guess what, Mathematicians found the formula for love.

Happy 14 Feb

Minor changes

First up, I have updated Shups! blog address. That girl got a new home now and is crazier than ever. Oh and I also renamed her as Shups!

Second, I added Elyse blog to the list. If you wonder who that is and yet the name is so familiar.... well she is the short hair girl from the 1st season of America Next Top Model. I had been always feel that short hair girls are more confident and attractive!

Gay Animals

As far as I know, there are 2 camps of believers out there.

The first, believes that homosexual are the results of chemical imbalance and thus are Gay from birth.

The second, believes that its a matter of choice. And that Gays could revert to their heterosexuality one day.

Guess which sides I choose.

Anyway, there are Gay Animals too

away for long

I had been on ICT (In Camp training) for 2 weeks now and prior to that I was out sailing for 4 days.

Having been away from office for sooo long, I believe I am in for a culture shock tomorrow.

To be honest, I dont really want to work tomorrow. Yet I know I have to.

Well I guess the only good thing is that I have an Off in lieu. Might just take it this week.

Lightbulb

I could use a new desktop lamp, wont you?

walking with dinosaur

one amazing video.

Cat icons

To my Cat lover friends. Meow.

Hairy Jap Movie

I hope they show this in Singapore

aching legs

a couple of days ago, I was ready to push myself 100% at my gym. I had not been regular since the whole festive season last year and thought that after just 1 prior session, I am ready.

I was so wrong.

since yesterday, I had the trouble bending my legs. Walking is fine as long as I dont stopped. Stopping is fine if I dont start walking. The pain is killing me.

Thus I just took a hand towel, wet it and place it in the microwave. And rest that hot stuff on my lap now. Ouch!

till death do us part?

A pair of skeletons were found buried embracing each other some 5000 years ago.

Fireworks, comet and lightning

Talk about being at the right place at the right time

Losing my religion

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, I'm
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

Guy Love

Sing it with me my chocolate bear