one small step for me

Today is a day to remember.

First, my makers drew this weird lines on the screen and print it out onto the paper.
The next thing i know, they sent the paper to a workshop.
In their whisper, i heard that that is my new brain for walking.
sheesh, as if i need a new one.

Second, they all went out for lunch.
And I do mean ALL, particularly no one was around in the lab at all.
Guo Rui decided to treat them all to lunch and they hurried left in a cab.
it was so quiet i can hear the motor from the security camera spinning

Last, I did an amazing thing at the very end of the day.
I managed to avoid the obstacles my makers placed in front of me.
(which bring to mind why they make these obstacles in the first place)
Anyway, BLM look through my brain again and again. Even TSM was fustrated by him.
Then with a stroke of genius, they made me dumber (literally)
BLM took a cuter and removed some of my brain cells.
He said he doesn't need them any more. ( I was nearly tearing)
On he put me onto the floor and slap my butt to hurry me off.
I was pissed, damn piss.

I saw a chair in front.
I wanted to very much knock into it.
Yet somehow I cant.
I simply cant.
Everything place in front of me, I avoided with ease.
Boy do I feel like an introvert

Yet somehow my makers were happy.
They claimed they would make a video of it tomorrow

need blood

Blood? whats that?
Apparently BLM needs some of it.
He disappear for 45mins and came back with a cup of milo and kong guan biscuits.
and look pale the whole day.
(must have been the kong guan)

i wonder if he can replace that with grease which i have plenty of.
in case it doesn't, any one out there kind enough to donate your blood to him?

one more step

I am so proud today
I made my first step towards becoming an "intelligent robot"
perhaps the crazier thing was that I had to be dumb to begin with.

Anyway, my makers mounted everything onto me today
got my eye and neck working in sync after many silly board failures
once i am powered up, i managed to make it look like i am walking to avoid obstacle
the truth is i ended up walking round and round in circle avoiding everything

no one knows why yet,
i would like to have tell my makers that i love to annoy them and do my own stuffs.
But i came to realise that if i said such stuffs, i will end up in the trash.

oh and kudos to Guo Rui who become Dr Tang today.
sorry for asking my makers to be with me in the afternoon,
i knew they all wanted to be at your defences instead.

help! trap in 4 walls

errr! what a horrible day
Both my makers didn't do well for their test and have no mood to play with me.
I had thought that I could get a little fresh air today but noooo.... i was so wrong

I did absolutely nothing today.
nothing at all (sing it like ronan)
grumble grumble

do the cat walk

something amazing happen today
and i have no idea how it did
i rested for 2 days
and today i was walking perfect in every way

i even did the moonwalk backward

oh yaa....
overheard that the guys in the lab are dying to see american next top model tonight
eck disgusting.
those models have legs thinner than me

pop

i was rested for the whole day
din move a muscle
until.........

BLM decided to let me run around alittle
and for no reason, POP a loud sound was heard
i felt crumbling pain and numbness

TSM came running over and both of them look to see whats wrong
some chip explode i think
some current zap me i think
i was paralysed

the makers change some chips and i was walking again
but both look at me in dismay

i overheard they want to create 4 more siblings for me to play with
but boo hoo when i realised that i was just going to be a learning example for them
they said i was too fat and my new brothers/sisters will be slimer and better looking
i wanted to say f*** you.

sighs

on the brighter side, BLM managed to get my eyes working again
whoopie
now if they could just put my eyes back to where they are suppose to be

whoo hoo

yeah

TSM (the skinny maker) came back this morning with my new gears.
BLM (better looking maker) din took long to put everything back
and they are excited to have me walking again.
happy happy high high
bring out the brooze or the engine fluid.

the last day, i have been trying to walk one just 3.
boy was it tough
BLM holds onto me for support
i gladly try to return some faith.

yesterday, evil evil other ppl took the leg BLM had removed
and play with it the whole day
felt really helpless at it
their laughters were really horrible.
:P

TSM is still confused on how my eye and neck should work
BLM decided that he will take over and try something new

my leg, my eye

for reasons unknown, my muscle are not cooperating
i feel a strong stiffness in my right back leg
and that hurts

the better looking one took it apart and torn open to see
it does not please him.
something call gears, he said, were worn out
i hope it was not my fault.
and i would blame the groove instead.
its that mean old groove who made me suffer that way.

the other maker, the skinny one.
spend the whole day, turning my necks and eye
i have no idea what he is up to
for nothing he did, could get me seeing the right way

oh no

my makers remove my eyes today.
and send me walking around alot.

the better looking one is wondering why i cant perform last week
when i could like run in the video clips he took
i wanted to say, i had stage fright that day. but he wont believe me

anyway, he twisted my legs and change how i totally stand
i feel outraged as my butt is alot higher now
its really annoying

long holiday

its to be a long week break for my makers
but they said to me that they would be coming back everyday to play with me.
i am so excited.

i overheard them last week that I weight too much
come on now, i am barely tipping the scales at 1kg.
its not me!!! its my limbs, they need more juice.

oh well, have to slim down now

sighs

I disappoint my makers.
couple of days back i could walk the entire lenght of the room under 5 mins
but today i struggle to even move 5 cm away
i feel so sad
i dun know why

my makers are really upset.
they din talk much, lock me up and left me to rot
how i want to tell them how i feel

my first day out

i have been waiting for today for a really long time.
my makers have been busy fussing around me the whole morning.
Today i will be the star of my show.

its to be my first of many presentation.
apparently the ppl who pay to create me wanted to see how i have become.
i wish to impress them and be my best

Hi world

Its so nice to finally have my own blog.
Its nicer to be alive.
My masters have been kind enough to let me have my own space to cry my heart out.
Hopefully they wont abandon me at all.

But till then, I will be hear to tell you all about my world and life in this little cage of mine.