OP dancing

This is downright funny

Look

If you are reading this message, it means you probably cant bear the motion cause by your eye movements :P

Short of breathe

I started jogging once more.

Its a goal that I set myself to achieve certain level of fitness. But sadly I was out of breathe today. My guess is that I had donated blood recently (my 26th time) and that drains my strength plenty.

Anyhow it would have been encouraging if I could jog where there are "pretty sights". Going around the regular neighborhood is quite emmm boring.

Anyhow, I recall NDR had hum this song sometime back. This engineer venn diagram should help us all understand the song better

Goodbye sunny

Its been a long wait. And its finally here.

We collected the new car this afternoon. After a lengthy briefing by our sales rep, we taken over the keys and proceed to play with the keyless system. I must say it takes some getting used to. It easy to forget that you need to bring the key with you AND it would no doubt make you forget to turn off the engine as well.

Anyhow, the old car is mine now! Well for the next 3 days or so. Its a long story but let just say it gives me a feel of owning a car before I buy one.

So who is keen for dinner?

Karate chop

Looks painful when you watch it in slow motion :P

Soccer tricks

Wish they could play for Liverpool. We could use the entertainment if the goals fail

new wallpaper

Its time to change mt lappie wallpaper.

This would be nice.

Delicacy

First up is the yummy puffer fish. you can still see it breathing...



then there is the octopus, which is pretty much still alive too

LAWS OF INEVITABILITY

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF PROBABILITY
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

LAW OF THE TELEPHONE
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

LAW OF THE ALIBI
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

VARIATION LAW
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

LAW OF THE BATH
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

LAW OF THE THEATER
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

LAW OF LOCATION
No matter where you go, there you are.

LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

BROWN'S LAW
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

OLIVER'S LAW
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

WILSON'S LAW
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

DOCTORS' LAW
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

fish tank updates and again

A long while back, 2 new guppies came along. They were the first guppies ever to grace my tank and I wonder if the other fishes would attack them. Thankfully they are nice and quiet little fishies whom only chase each other.








They were named Li Hai and Bu Li Hai. BLH has larger eyes while LH is smaller. Strangely LH always chases BLH around. He did this for days on and BLH always gave in. Sadly after the long holidays BLH was found missing. A search was conducted and he can not be found. We fear the worst

Anyhow, my lamp broke and I gotten a new one. My first lamp is 7W, the 2nd lamp was 9W and this new bugger is 11W. The typical Singaporean upgrading symptoms. On top of that, there is some Taiwanese moss, more cherry (over 10 die due to my carelessness) and some worms.

I hope to keep improving my Aqua landscaping design. Looking at these below, makes me jealous.






Doubt it would be cheap though

Funny Conversations I had today

shups! ^ ^ says:
sleep early laaaa

!drn: Silence! I kill you says:
later la

!drn: Silence! I kill you says:
tired le, have to rest first

shups! ^ ^ says:
har?


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CY proud dad of a 10 mth old boy

Me: So what you doing for Valentine?
CY: Going home to play with my boy
Me: Not pampering your wife meh? After all she had a kid for you
CY: I am, thats why I am going home to play with my boy
Me: Why dont you surprise her this Valentine
CY: I did. She would be surprise that I am home playing with my boy
Me: .....


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Perhaps I should do more of this....

Silence! I kill you

This is cutely funny.



Not for those who like matured jokes though

Mystery toy

Looks like the Sony Xperia might just beat the iPhone

The Atom

Can I have one please?

blog updates?

Ok I been wondering if I should well update this blog space. As in a new look, a new feel sorta.

What do you guys think? This has been the look for well 3 years now and its time for a change right.

And if so, any recommendation?

I still love this design pretty much. Its simple and easy to read and find stuffs. Am I am a sucker for sentimental stuffs and would stick by this throughout. What say you?

get fat time

Its time to put on some weight.

Time to spend time with your family.

And most of all time to relax and forget about work for a while.

And I wonder when would be the time Scrubs comes back on Air.

"gry" word

"Angry" and "hungry" are two words in the English language that end in "gry". What is the third word. The word is something that everyone uses everyday. If you think carefully, I have already told you what is it.

Hold that Tiger

An enjoyable start to your CNY

BLM city updates

More updates after the last

I have now a decent population of about 100+. Got some buildings and more. Hopefully can see more of city landscape in about a year or so

The run after

I went for a jog today. Kinda proud that in spite of my lack of fitness, I complete the distance in a fairly acceptable time frame.

As I came home after, the cold weather kept the sweat minimal and even forces me to shower with the heater on. (you know la, run with the cold wind, makes you colder)

Anyhow, as I step out of the bathroom, my mom said that she needs to make space in the fridge. I was to finish the Royce chocolate coated potatoes chips. These are lovely as they are sinful and I definitely put on my than I lost tonite.

Ah well, I should try again tomorrow perhaps.

New wheels

This would be an interesting post.

After months of delibration, I managed to convince my dad to get rid of the sunny in favour of a newer better car.

After all this year the COE would be reasonable before the crazy Raymond Lim idea of capping car growth came in place. So people out there, go buy your car now. My dad hesitated for a long while, most of which I wonder why he did. He waited long enough till it became time to change tyres on the old sunny and even bought new road taxs.

Anyhow, we walked into the Mitsubishi showroom at Ubi, where I met my "special" sales agent. After pulling some strings, he got us a fairly good discount. (Psss... if anyone wants to get a Mitsubishi do let me know, I only demand a dinner treat).

Then when it comes to choosing the color, I had wanted the red for it has the right color for the car agressiveness. Sadly my dad thinks otherwise and choose the Champagne instead. This is amusing when he did asked me to choose the color but veto it when I pointed to the red. Even with my mom support, we both cant win over the decision of the guy who comes out the cash.

The interior is not too much of a concern for me. I do prefer something dark due to lower maintenance, however my dad insist on the lighter color with wood finish, which screams "super Uncle" to me. Once again my mom supports me ... alas its not meant to be.

Now all we had to do is wait for about a month. In the meantime, I will patiently wait till I can afford this little frog.

It has been on my mind for a while. Got to see when I could afford it in expensive sg.

Clear, Pack, Box

I been clearing my rooms for weeks now. Its started sometime before Christmas, where I started by throwing away old books and papers. And within this new spaces I place sentimental items.

Then I stopped to take a break. And after a month my room is messy again.

Procrastinating gets me nowhere and thus I began the necessary packing. What I can put back in place, I would.

Its then I discover I had some really old stuffs. Festive cards from 1995, wedding invitation, photos, letters from my angel (& mortal) and also love letters from my past. After sorting them out, I began asking myself to keep or to throw. The decision is to keep those I value more and do away with those I could.

The stuffs that din get toss away were enclosed now in a box. A box I gotten from Ikea not too long ago. These items are now protected and safe. And perhaps 1 day many years later I would open them again.

Pets' Diary

The Dog’s Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


The Cat’s Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine l avishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an Attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and Snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously Retarded.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the Guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an Elevated Cell, so he is safe.

For now.

Think about it

Lend me $10, but give me only half of it.

Then you’ll owe me $5, and I’ll owe you $5, and we’ll be even.