Rat Poison

The awful rats has struck my office once more. No longer would I take the approach of a sticky tape "humane" trap. This time round I am turning tasty. Its time to poison them. I have found a website which provide 3 concoctions. Cant wait to try them.

1. Boric Acid and Baking soda - Apparently this creatures cant pass gas and after ingestion, they would die from not being able to fart.

2. Plaster of Paris - Plaster hardens in their tummy. Enough said

I am so tempted to try this soon. Will lay this evil traps down on friday and wait for the weekend to pass. BWAHAHAHAH *little pinky to the mouth*