Vadar in love

One of the better fan movies out there. You kinda feel sad for Vadar in the end

Jokes jokes

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day on the day that you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day.

So the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven. The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly asked the man, "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died."

"No problem," the man said. "I came home to my 25th-floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife having an affair. But her lover was nowhere in sight. I immediately began searching for him. My wife was half naked and yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of the guy!"

"So I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground. But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some trees and bushes that broke his fall and he didn't die. This ticked me off even more. In a rage, I went back inside to get the first heavy thing I could get my hands on to throw at him... which, oddly enough, happened to be the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it over the side. It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly."

The Angel sat back and thought a moment. Technically, the guy did have a bad day, it was a crime of passion. So, the Angel announced, "OK, sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in.

A few seconds later the next guy came up. "Sir, before I can let you in, I need to hear about what your day was like when you died." "No problem. But you're not going to believe this. I was on the balcony of a 26th floor apartment where we were staying for a conference doing my daily exercises. I had been under a lot of pressure so I was really pushing hard to relieve my stress. I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine. But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment, starts cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well, of course I fell, hit some trees and bushes at the bottom which broke my fall, so I didn't die right away. As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to move and in excruciating pain, I see this guy push his refrigerator of all things off the balcony. It falls the 25 floors and lands on top of me, killing me instantly."

The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as the guy finishes his story. "I could get used to this new policy," he thinks to himself. "Very well," the Angel announces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and he lets him enter.

A few seconds later, another guy comes up to the gate. Straight in to it and eager to hear the guys story he says, "Sir, please tell me what it was like the day you died." He starts, "OK, picture this. I'm naked, inside a refrigerator..."

new desk

I did the impossible.
I spend the last 2 weeks clearing my desk and cubicle.

Before all this, my desk is a mess. I even wrote a silly poem about it.

This is the left side of my desk. Where the endless swimming of my babies keep me occupied and take my stress away. Just a note, whenever I am not around my ever helpful colleagues will help to feed them. So at times, they will eat like 5 meals a day.


Just somewhere behind them, I have pasted some corkboard on the wall to allow me to pin important stuffs. It helps me look busy too.


This is the right side. I have moved my compact desktop to the floor, bought a KVM switch and link my laptop to this LCD as well. With a simple tap of the scroll key, I can switch between 2 comps. The best part is that it allows me to keep all my internet/msn/emails on the LCD while I work on the lappie. Nice.


And behind my 2 computers, I paste a white board. I had wanted to use it for me to write reminder, but decided that i would leave it there for anyone who wants to leave me a note. cool right.


And this is what they look like from above.

Cursor catching rabbit

This little rabbit is too darn cute not to share

no more smoking pls

Its time to quit!!! Yes you the one reading this

emergency water

In case of drought or extreme conditions, please empty contents into a gallon of water. Stir till it dissolve and chill.

Off to sail

I am heading out for a 4 day cruise. Hope you guys wont miss me. In the meantime,

Checkout some Penguin Poop



Relax its really Chocolate

And understand what is the diff with Facebook and Friendster. SHUPS! you should see this!!!

and lastly, why Jap likes fresh seafood



The kid shouted Pain in Jap in the background btw.

Bet you din know this

Hope you wont scream when you read this

5 new fishies

A dear colleague of mine made a passing comment. She said that now that my tank is bigger, it has too little fishies.

And off to the aquarium I went and gotten myself 2 tiger strips little critters. These new fishies are of an interesting personality. They swim up and down non stop. Kinda entertaining I might add.

On top of this, I have received 2 plain silver fishies and 1 Red girl (Gong Li). A total of 5 new fishies today.

So in my tank now....

9 Orangy danio
1 yellow sucker
2 tiger strips wanderers
2 silver fish
1 red fish

and lots of prawns.

Feeling Lucky?

Well you start thinking you are having the worst day in your life, its time to sit back and read this article

Quite sure it will change your mind

A look back

Its interesting when an accidental click makes me look back at my blog entry. And you know why its interesting? Well I'm never the person who look back.

All events seem to happen in Oct. Which makes me wonder if its a good month for me at all.

I realised I started work 2 years ago on this day

I nearly die this day. Due to this event which I mention vaguely .

And I gotten my fishies on this day. And surprisingly, 7 of the original 8 orange fishies are still alive and well.

Oh and my blog is 3 years+ old now. scary! Happy anniversary I guess.

Taking a break

I am on leave tomorrow. Taking a much needed rest once again.

Hang in there guys!

Religion around the world

Imagine the birth and spread of the major religions about the world.

Kinda makes you think doesnt it.

(the flash has been remove as it takes up too much space)

(kinda reminds me of the Jap dancing clock)

Arnie one liners

I had always love Arnie. Dun you?

Lio

I have been a recent fan of Lio.

This no dialog comic is pretty amusing and has brought me much laughter.

It will now be a permanent feature on my right bar.

Spot the DIfferences

Well if you are busy at work today

YOU WOULD WANT TO AVOID THIS LINK

Dont say I never warn you hor

Giant Fish Tank

Sorry for the delay. As promise, my new tank.

Video Game Ochestrated

Video Games Orchestrated - Watch more free videos

Only the old time gamers would probably be able to identify these musics

Fishie stories

OK here is something I never expect.

I walked into office in the morning, to find the center of my desk flooded with yellowish water. The first thing I did was to look up and inspect if the ceiling is leaking. Seems fine, I tot.

Then I look at my kettle. Nope, wrong again. Then onto my bottle of water. Nope still full. And finally when I saw my fish tank which outsize all of these items combined, DAMNIT.

I grab my ancient lappie and found that it still work. Well to be honest I have never turn off this lappie for 2 weeks now and after sitting a few mm high above the water, it still kicking. I guess well, thats what happen when the military/govt buys stuffs.

Anyhow, my tank was not completely empty. In fact, its probably 2/3 full. Yes I am the optimist. So I assume the leak din start too long ago.

I grab whatever empty container I can find and separate my 9 orangey fishies and their yellow sucker into 1 old fish bowl and the plants, cherry prawns and yamatos into another container. The salvation is done.

However this is seriously distracting for work. The single thought in my mind reminds me to get a tank fast. So I measure the size of my old tank, its length is from my elbow to my wrist joint while the width is about 2/3 of that.

I popped down to the nearest trustworthy fishie place and look around for a suitable new home. Then a thought when to my head, might as well upgrade it since I am getting a new tank. And so I found one that is slightly longer in length and bought it straight away. This whole process is no more than 3 mins.

I carried it back to office and after loading it onto my desk, the amusement hit me. Although the area is only 15% larger and manageable, the height of this new tank is almost twice. In fact, it looks like a giant cube.

The torture then arrive when I tried to top up the tank with a 1.5 ltr container. I made like 7 trips to get it 3/4 full. You do the maths.

Anyway, I have set up everything nicely so far. Will take some pics tomorrow. Dont hold your breathe now.

good weekend

I think I had a good weekend. Hows yours?

Well I guess Oktoberfest on friday helps to jump start it

Davidoff

I used to love Davidoff cigars. Those Dominican Republic people can really make good cigars. Better than Cuban in my contexts.

Well anyway, cigars are my old craves. Lately I am more keen on Davidoff coffee. These are my new craze. The aroma, the texture, the aftertaste... well everything.



Go get yourself one. Dont wait