Pee tree

Enjoy a refreshing way to pee your trouble away

CNY blessings

I shamelessly got this from Mr Brown

Horse Arrive Work Done,

Step Step High Rise,

Year Year Got Fish,

One Road Smooth Wind,

Heart Think Work Done,

Dragon Horse Sperm God

Cheers to all my frens whom I din managed to reply to your chinese sms

Things to ponder

• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  
• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
  
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  
• Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
  
• Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
  
• If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
  
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  
• Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  
• Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
  
  
  

Fowler is back

Here is the player who made me sit up and watch soccer in the first place.

Here is also the player who slowly made me love Liverpool.

Now he is back.

toothbrush pierce

I wonder if NDR would like to have this?

Blood donation once again

I respond to the call of donating my blood and pop by with my colleague 3 days back.

He wont mind donating but had to go for a jog later and decided he will probably join me the next time.

Here is our conversation while the blood rush out of my veins.

Me: I hope this wont take long, dun mind waiting right?
JF: Well I can wait for a while.
Me: My record is about 5 mins to fill up the bag.
JF: The last time I donated, it took a damn long time.
Me: Whooo look its 3/4 full now. And its only been 3 mins
JF: Wow thats fast. Guess you are quite fit.
Me: On the hindsight, if I ever got a bad cut I probably bleed to death in minutes
JF: Ermmmmm

Toothpick card

After showing the lockpick namecard, here is a simple card that has detachable (disposable) toothpicks.

Pretty handy and I believe makes a good namecard as well

ps. there are more on the product page

eugin back

actually he has been back for a while now.

we are meeting at the good old prata place (upper thomson) for supper at 11pm.

come come

Disney Pixlar

Bill Gates runs like a girl

This is hilarious. Bill Gates runs like a girl.

No offense to all my female frens, I am sure you run better than that

Since I am on the topic of videos. Check out this porn internet song

I wonder if a fren of mine who owns a cat would want to crave a helmet for him/her.

Batman pic

My favourite hero.

Whose yours?

Business Card

Check out the cool business card. Its definately one card you would keep.

Not to mention used it when you get trap outside your room.

Speakers

I found this and instantly I knew I have to get them. The design is lovely and the review gave good ratings for it.

Now I have to look to my Creative friends for a cheap deal.

Peeling banana

I just learned that monkeys peel their bananas starting from the ends. Its much faster and definately easier to remove the skin.

Guess i have using the wrong method for years.

Loki

Orphaned squirrel monkey Loki clings to his toy duck at Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia, Thursday, Jan. 19, 2006. Loki, who lost his mother shortly after birth eight weeks ago, has been hand raised by zoo staff and will be introduced to the rest of the Squirrel Monkey’s when once he is weaned and learns to regulate his body temperature. (AP Photo/Paul Miller)

Visits between presidents

This photo was taken when President Hu visited President Bush in US



And this was taken after President Bush visited President Hu in China

Pong Clock

This is a clock.

yet not just any clock

for it plays pong!

The left side will lose every minute while the right side will lose every hour.
But somehow while staring at it, you just knew you will root for the left side underdogs.

check out the video

Swiss army mp3

You more or less knew this is coming one day.



Swiss army knife were populated with all kind of simple tools just up to a few years ago. Slowly the USB thumbdrive came in and now an mp3 function follows.

Who knows what is next

News around the world

LONDON, England -- A computer programmer found out his girlfriend was having an affair when his pet parrot kept repeating her lover's name, British media reported Tuesday.
Read on


Things in a PC gamer cabinet.


A 53-year-old woman was so depressed and desperate to end her life that she agreed to pay a friend to arrange for a hitman to kill her, a court heard. But her friend kept the money for himself and now she is sueing him for deception.
Read on

Japan strange products

Ever thought of having a slim sharp face, well this face mask is just one example.

There is a whole lot more at this site.

Furniture style

Catch this and more uniquely designed furniture. You might find something you like there.

Compact table

Guess how many people for a table can this little box fit in.

Free things to do in Japan

Japan might be one expensive country to visit but you will still be able to find free things you could do that

Hair cut and more

I was selected (arrowed) to be the face of my division. Photoshoot will take place soon and I know I need a haircut. Well I din quite wanted to cut. The photoshoot din push me to do it, my mom daily nagging did. "CNY coming soon and you still wanna keep that hair" or "aiyo, your hair is so messy" or "any longer your hair will look like mine".

Well the last piece of comment, push me to get it done today.

Anyhow my good old place which I used to visit turns out to be quite shitty now. I refused to try after the mistake and attitude of the stylist there. The last place I attempted is the EC cut 10 min thingy. Felt like a puppy getting a grooming after being vacuum clean by them. Actually I din quite mind it since I was getting a quick trim only.

Thus, I venture onto a new place my Bro advised upon. Located at a ulu location in Toa Payoh with the name Waltz. As I walked in, I knew that this is one of those old fashion neighbourhood place. It has that old feeling all over it. Brings me back to my childhood times. ahh the memories.

A lady with reddish hair motioned me to get a seat first while she dyed another's hair. In 5 mins time, she came by and asked what did I wanted. I said Short, above ears. She looked at me and when HUH. I guess she is expecting me to get one of those messy spiky styles. I might consider that if I changed my job, but for now gotta maintain one of those good-boy looks.

The hair cut was amazingly simple. Having gotten my hair cut at those places where the stylist show alot pattern, I was amused to find if you minus the pattern the cut is quicker and neater. I had thought I am not getting my money worth.

Next she asked if I wanted to wash my hair. I thought why not. From this minute onwards I was treated by what I called Hair massaging. I swear its the best and most comfortable way to wash your hair. The long nails scrubbed with strenght that gives a sensational sound but does not hurt one bit. I never had my hair washed like this before. Now I envy all those aunties who had their hair wash regularly.

Perhaps those Spas should include this form of hair washing into their extensive program. Sitting here typing it, I can still feel her fingers going through my scald. Now thats quality. There was even an interesting cracking sound she did with her fingers on my head.

Soon enough its time to wash off the shampoo. Sighs. the massage was over, or so I tot.

After wrapping my head with a towel, she crunched her knuckles and leaned me forward. A back and shoulder massage followed. I was in heaven once more. I nearly chuckle when she massaged the lower back. It tickles me.

She then asked if I wanted facial. I looked with my eyes opened wide and decline it. Who knows what she would do to my face with those fingers.

I cant wait to go back for another cut.

PS. I thought she looked like a colleague of mine. Whom strangely had an older sister who lives around that area.... hmmmm

I support Blinkymummy

Seldom... well come to think of it, its actually never. Never did I stood up for a blogger and said that she is right. For this here now, I am on blinkymummy side.

BM, along with 3 other bloggers were invited by Her World to do a photoshoot. The happy-go-lucky person that she is, she went about taking photos and chatting with the makeup artist and so on. On her blog, it was simply reflected that she din click with the other 3 younger bloggers.

Yet somehow, the other 3 started hating her. Well I wasnt there and I cant make a fair judgement on what actually happen that day. All I do know is that, BM din critise them online. However, they went on to create a hate blog site. Which in my book points to you being a back stabber.

I dun really care who are fans of the other 3. Frankly my dear, I dun give a damn.

They know what they did, its time for the kiddos to grow up now.

Remember to blow your flaming drinks

What if durai did this

I am full of praise for the selfless monk who runs the Renci hospital. Every year he put himself at risk to help pull in donations. Though I often cant see beyond the danger due to the endless safety measures (ropes, nets, straps, ambulances) I still felt grateful for this man who made some effort go a long way.

Then it occur to be about this. What if, TT Durai did those stunts as well. I mean of course before all the scandals and auditing came into the picture. Well imagine, what happen if TT Durai performance death defying stunts at the NKF charity shows over the years and after that get charged for having a big paycheck? Would the public condem him? or would they be more lenient to him?

I guess things might look different. For all you know, just because durai "jump off a cliff", the public might be forgiving to overlook his fat salary. We all might think that hey, this guy deserve the cash for he did risk his life.

Now does this flip the picture for you? well it sort of does so for me.

PS. Of course its rude to consider tt durai in the same light as the monk ala jackie chan.

tree?

Tell me what you see when you look at this pic


Tot so!

One eye cat

Cy, short for Cyclopes, a kitten born with only one eye and no nose, is shown in this photo provided by its owner in Redmond, Oregon, on Wednesday, Dec. 28, 2005. The kitten, a ragdoll breed, which died after living for one day, was one of two in the litter. Its sibling was born normal and healthy. (AP Photo/Traci Allen)

Terrorist drill

As you probably know by now (from the papers), in 5 different places in singapore 5 drills were conducted to prepare the public and the scdf/police/politician of a possible terrorist attack.

WHAT I want to know is why do they have to conduct such things at 6am in the morning. The sun is not yet shinning but I have to endure almost 30 mins of continous siren blasting. Ambulances, fire engines, police cars (din see the subaru though) came one after the other blasting their horns.

I just gotten in bed 3 hours before to catch the liverpool match, which was fabulous btw. Imagine how grumpy i was!!

Anyhow in the evening later, my family were talking about this event. It was surprising to note that if this had been real, most of us will just ignore it and return back to sleep. There wont be any scramble to find the nearest bomb shelter. It will just be another day. Think we singaporean are quite bo char after all.

Ah well, I hope they will hold this exercise elsewhere. Like some unused mrt station or so. Just not mine.

New Windows Vista

This is amazing proof that once again MS copied Apple when they designed the new windows

Mouse scanner

The optical mouse is literally a camera since it has a sensor which is capable of picking up the different between a black and white dot images. Combined this with the movement of the mouse, you will get a silly scanner which is able to scan small items.

Imagine if I tell this to my security department. Within a week or so, the humble optical mouse would be banned. eck.

Comic just for you

ALBERT Hofmann, the father of LSD

But Mr. Hofmann calls LSD "medicine for the soul" and is frustrated by the worldwide prohibition that has pushed it underground. "It was used very successfully for 10 years in psychoanalysis," he said, adding that the drug was hijacked by the youth movement of the 1960's and then demonized by the establishment that the movement opposed. He said LSD could be dangerous and called its distribution by Timothy Leary and others "a crime."

Good read

Conversation with Inky

Its the usual friday working mood we all have. Just come into the office nua abit and wait for 5pm to arrive.

So anyhow Inky and I were chatting

Inky: So what you doing tonight?
Me: Same thing I do every night
Me: try to take over the world
*insert pinky and brain music*
Inky: right
Inky: *kick*


Anyway I hope he still wants to meet me later

Smoking movie

I am not too fond of cigarettes, but I kind deny I like this movie

However gut feeling tells me singapore wont be showing it

Crazy sign

At first it makes little sense putting up a sign to warn you not to be hit by this signboard.


then you realised, this little triangle is meant to avoid getting your arm crash by the escalator and the next ceiling.

Woman wed Dolphin

Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London.

Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

"It's not a bad thing. It just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman".

She's hardly the jealous type, though.

"He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."


I dun know what to say

Rescue 911 cat

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Police aren't sure how else to explain it. But when an officer walked into an apartment Thursday night to answer a 911 call, an orange-and-tan striped cat was lying by a telephone on the living room floor. The cat's owner, Gary Rosheisen, was on the ground near his bed having fallen out of his wheelchair.

Rosheisen said his cat, Tommy, must have hit the right buttons to call 911.

"I know it sounds kind of weird," Officer Patrick Daugherty said, unsuccessfully searching for some other explanation.

Rosheisen said he couldn't get up because of pain from osteoporosis and ministrokes that disrupt his balance. He also wasn't wearing his medical-alert necklace and couldn't reach a cord above his pillow that alerts paramedics that he needs help.

Daugherty said police received a 911 call from Rosheisen's apartment, but there was no one on the phone. Police called back to make sure everything was OK, and when no one answered, they decided to check things out.

That's when Daugherty found Tommy next to the phone.

Rosheisen got the cat three years ago to help lower his blood pressure. He tried to train him to call 911, unsure if the training ever stuck.

The phone in the living room is always on the floor, and there are 12 small buttons — including a speed dial for 911 right above the button for the speaker phone.

"He's my hero," Rosheisen said.


For once there is prove that cats make good pets.

Our hermit crab, Hermie

We went down to Labrador park for the nice afternoon sun. As we walked along, I brought my kanojyo to the right end of it. Having heard that there would be hermit crabs around the area, we hope to spot a couple.

True enough, there were many little ones lazing around. Most of them are no bigger than a 5 cent coin. We din intend to bring back any small babies for fear their mummies would miss them. So we placed all the tiny ones onto a rock surface.

As the sky turned dark from gloomy looking clouds, I knew we had to leave soon. Just then I saw a little odd shape rock. I fancy looking into it and saw little arms sticking out. Its a hermit crab and slightly bigger than a 10 cent.

We din plan to keep it. After all its part of the eco system. But this one feels special somehow. We got a bottle and filled it with seawater before driving off. Dada-chan held it in her hand throughout, while I searched for a fish-rearing shop.

We came pass a quiet little area and found one, which we got a cheap little tank and nice green sand. Next we moved onto another and got dried bloodworms for it to feed on. In that shop, I discovered some interesting looking prawns. She said they were baby lobsters. They looked tasty and I thought I would probably come back and buy them another day. Perhaps by yearend or so, I can have some lobster salad for christmas.

Anyhow, we quickly went back her place and set up the tank. We laid the green sand as the bed and put a small rock at the side. Filled it up with seawater from the bottle and placed Hermie (which we named it) onto the rock.

Here is our first pet, Little Hermie.

ps. Hermie is a unisex name. We din have any idea of its gender. And NO we dun intend to follow any suggestions to find out either.

NYE party at Ian's

Thanks for the wonderful house party Ian. Your mom cooking keeps making us come back for more. The cheesecake is the killer. Yum

All the best in the wonderful new year

ps. NDR captures the better moments on her blog

Hooters calender 2006

Want to see the new Hooters calender for 2006?

I am sure you want to

Painting your ball

Imagine painting your ball (baseball) over the next 28 years over and over again.

Then imagine how much you want to get onto a record book by doing so.