Things to ponder

• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  
• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
  
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  
• Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
  
• Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
  
• If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
  
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  
• Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  
• Why did you just try singing the two songs above?